I want to tell you how to get anything you want. This works flawlessly every single time.
Get out a piece of paper and make a list of everything that you want. You could pick one thing and list every detail, but the idea is to fully place an order from the universe—like you’re ordering out of a catalogue. Be specific if you can, or be vague if that’s your style. But you are placing an order. So order what you want.
Fold it up and place it somewhere you’ll see every day.
Take that little piece of paper, fold it up, and tuck it under a crystal, put it on your altar, or place it on your dresser. Put it somewhere you’ll be around it and see it every single day.
Don’t worry about how it’s going to happen.
This is the most important part: you are not to worry about it. You are not to try to figure out how it’s going to happen. You are not going to think, “Oh, this isn’t going to work out.” You’ve placed the order. It is on its way to you. You have to trust. This is where you have to do the inner work—trust and get excited for the thing that is coming into your life.
Keep your eyes open and say yes to the unusual.
Then you have to keep your eyes open and say yes to unusual offerings that come into your life. Say yes to invitations that seem out of the blue. Take a chance. Do things out of the ordinary. So often the universe is trying to give us the thing we have asked for, but we expect it to happen in one specific way and end up saying no to things. And the universe is like: this is the way you were going to get your thing.
We live in a benevolent universe that wants to help us out. But you have to help the universe help you. Place your order, fold it up, don’t worry about it. Trust that it’s headed to you. Put it somewhere you’ll see every day. Don’t try to figure out how, when, or why it’s going to happen.
Time doesn’t exist in this universal sphere the same way it does for us down here. It’s coming. You’re getting it. That’s definitive. Keep your eyes open and say yes to things that seem strange or out of the blue—that is the universe leading you down the path you are supposed to be on.
If you’re feeling stuck, out of it, or depressed, give this a try. Get your brain in order. Keep your eyes open. All your dreams are coming true.
